(Source: Spotify)

trait:

trait:

trait:

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

no wait its just a public zumba class

image

life changing

(Source: Spotify)

2-spook:

Just in case

(Source: jesselaceypanties)

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

(Source: ufuckinsnowglobe)

iphone user:
*minding his own business*
android user:
AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user:
im not really a fanboy
android user:
let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user:
hey man thats in poor taste
android user:
good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user:
it's quite large
Android user:
you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user:
oh my god!
android user:
oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)
Lynx footsies are mostly floof


He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)

Lynx footsies are mostly floof

image

He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

(Source: heycinco)

me on my deathbed:
i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
everyone:
what is it
me:
the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
everyone:
are u serio-
me:
kardashians 4 life
me:
[dies]

(Source: iwasjustkidding)

(Source: deaneggsandsamonhiatus)

magicpawed

magicpawed

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)