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noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via policedog)

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

(via thiccthot)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via homophobic)

clubpenguln:

i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows

(via vvebkinz)

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

(via heliolisk)

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

(Source: petraself, via frappuccinoqueen)

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

(via frappuccinoqueen)

seapuke:

goth bless you

(via oreides)

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

(via condom)

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