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"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur earmuffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge? $5000."

(Source: adumbscotts, via robin-scherbatsky)

sleeve:

pool party at my house bring your own pool 

(via condom)

donkey:im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek:get out me swamp!
donkey:aww :/

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via lumpybuttons)

perks-of-being-chinese:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

(via pizza)

17yr:

[boy voice] yeah i read a lot of nietzsche and hemingway, i listen to radiohead and radiohead only, pop music makes me sick, i’m all about equal rights between men and women and all but theres scientific evidence that men are better than women

(via beyoncebeytwice)

whistlings:

You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.

(via heliolisk)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via asian)

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