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childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

(via patarnon)

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

image

(Source: queerhound, via vvorldwideweb)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via scottthepilgrim)

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via pizza)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via comicsansvanjams)

thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

(via sorry)

Michelle K., First Love.  (via 1ca1ca)

(via actuallycrying)

My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
myself.
ebethsherm asked: I have decided I like you


Answer:

WELCOME to my bubble of friendship

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